The largest Breasts I've seen in Japan so far.
So today was a special day. I got a rare but amazing opportunity
to go see a coveted spectacle while here in Japan. Though I had few
expectations before going, I cannot deny that my preference in terms
of entertainment has definitely been swayed. I have seen some things
in my Life but few things can compare to this Magnitude. The
pressure, the magnitude and the crowd's atmosphere was just
unbelievable. With a gang of Giajin and Natives in tow, after a 20
minute train ride for the low price of 410
円
we arrived at the one of the University's annual Sumo
tournaments. The first thing you noticed was the noise. Even before
getting to the tournament grounds you could hear a roar of grunting
and agitated yelling. And this is something quite out of place in
Japan. The Japanese tend to speak with a very tepid atmosphere,
especially when in public spaces (which quite often makes them
difficult to hear)—and even more especially when in or around
temples and sacred spaces like the WWII memorial shrine with some of
the largest Torii (shinto arches) in Japan in it, which the sumo grounds just
happened to be inside of. Sumo was obviously the exception to the
Japanese well mannered, timid, and ridiculously circuitous way of
doing things—or perhaps this was just the place they all went to
get out their aggression.
I was amazed.
The scene was a wide spread array of photographers, judges,
onlookers many of which were probably parents and friends, and the
sumo athletes themselves, who probably made up at least half the
people at the event. All were around a square structure in the middle
of a little field the edges of which had built up to serve as
integrated bleachers though with only about four levels or so. The
structure in the middle was a covering made up from four pillars
sitting at the corners of the square that encompassed the raised sumo
mound. There was little concrete in the whole vicinity except the
terraces that made up the bleachers. Grass grew up to the square
structure and inside the square was what could be best described as
dirt that would be found in a horse arena. Not the granite-like stuff
but fine dirt that would be fluffy when loose but like clay when
packed. You could tell that just the making of the circular mount, on
the plateau of which the events took place, required a great deal of
time. On the flat mount was a circle of fine straw that acted as a
boundary for the wrestlers in the sport of sumo.
Though I knew little before I came I figured out a great deal of
how it all works. It starts by the cleaning of the mount which is
done by some stable-boy type people (which is actually an appropriate
way of saying it because the sumo training grounds and club are
referred to as stables) would sweep to make the ring perfect and also
make the slightest bit of topsoil loose so as to easily see any
disruption in the form of a foot or body, of which there were a lot.
Then the wrestlers would come up some integrated steps from opposite
sides at the same time, with the ref already in the circle of straw
perpendicular to their entry. Many would often throw a large dash of
salt into the ring as an offering for good luck. Upon stepping into
the circle the wrestlers bowed to each other and then did a little
pump up, flinging their arms pushing out their hips, the things you
would expect. The whole time completely ignoring their opponent.
Meanwhile the crowd (mostly the teammates on each side) are going
completely bananas Yelling and screaming louder and louder. The
energy in the are is thick enough to swim in. The ref assumes a wide
leg squatting position with both arms straight in from of him,
holding quite frankly the most intense face I have ever experienced
and he waits there—the tension building all the time. By some sixth
sumo sense I know nothing of the wrestlers somehow simultaneously and
yet slowly assume their of positions facing each other respectively
behind their own white line painted in the dirt. At this point the
staring begins. Now this took me a while to figure out but the actual
start of the fight—actually we will call it a battle because the
fight is in each of the warriors I will call them, and this could
only be known if you were really there; I highly recommend getting to
a sumo event. Anyway, how it works is when both warriors put down
both fists on the ground it begins. However there isn’t any rule who
has to do it first of when it has to be done. This was my first hint
at how psychological sumo as a sport really is. Maybe you are feeling
aggressive that day, and in your confidence after stretching you put
both fists on the floor, this whole time as I said staring at their
opponent. I don’t know if you can imagine a 300 point man, with
more muscle and flexibility than you can really even imagine,
blatantly displaying his power in an act bravado that says, 'you can
start the battle whenever you want I'm ready,' but to me there in
person it was incredibly intimidating. However this went both ways.
Often one wrestler would take his time placing one hand on the
ground, while the his opponent is ready, and quickly striking his
other hand to the floor to surprise his opponent—or even playing as
if to place his remaining hand on the ground, perhaps making his
opponent false start, which has no penalty save the crush of a long
build up confidence in all ones moves being correct. And as if the
tension created from the yelling of fans, and teammates couldn’t
get any worse, as the match gets close to beginning everyone goes
silent. Maybe there is only one of the athletes hands off the ground
and he is suspending it not even an inch above the ground, both
Wrestlers staring patient, forced constrain, less they explode to
early, or even too late.
Usually in a quick strike the last hand is slammed to the floor
only to come up in a fury of pushes, slaps, grabs, and blocks. Every
time was quite unique and yet it was always too fast to even
understand, I could see that the use of pummeling was of extreme
importance, but the technical aspects and extreme speed of such mass
was too astounding to even process in time. Every round I can
truthfully say I was surprised—not only by the athletes and the
boisterous intensity once again resumed from the fans at the start of
the fight, but also by the winner. I honestly never knew who was
going to win. You might have guessed the bigger guy always as I was
so weak-mindedly tempted into thinking consistently however, it was
rarely who I expected and it was never done how I expected. The loser
was always the one who fell, hit first, or moved outside the ring of
straw which only seemed about 8ft in diameter (whatever meters are).
Finished the players would once again bow to each other upon exiting
the straw, and the winner would then squat down again and bow to the
ref, who still quite frankly looked the most intense out of everyone
there.
And that was it. Each wrestler got once shot, and whether he
slipped in the dirt of the other man beat bit silly and flung him off
the mount, his shot was done. They ran through about fifty of these
matches only pausing to switch the ref. It was an astounding
spectacle, so much so that you really didn’t even think of the how
awkward and weird the whole thing seemed (specifically large men
walking around in weird undies). More-so it took a little to even
notice the smell, which would normally be one of the first things you
notice if it had not been for the overwhelming visual stimuli. It was
a sort of fishy, Miso bathhouse, not really bad, but weirder than you
would really ever want to smell. This later made sense when I learned
it was considered extremely bad luck to wash your undies and so no
one ever did. Ha
great time, though the friend we had all gone to
see didn't even get to compete because Senshu in a sense skunked the
other university. It was a great time, And Ill not forget it.
But
I've been too verbose Gomen.
Ill conclude in saying:
Check out some sumo if you ever get the chance.
I was also a fool and didn’t charge my camera battery so I took
only one picture, which sadly I haven’t posted yet. Soon to come.
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Right outside of where I am living. At nights the lights of the train are quite stunning.
The same spot as the picture below but looking away from Where I live. |
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I absolutely Love the Trains. This is right outside the kenshukan,
on the path to the nearest Conbini (convenience store
which you are
quite literally never more than a ten minutes walk from). It could be
their size. The way their mass tricks your
eyes into believing that
this mammoth Chinese snake of steal, engineering, and flesh is as
innocent as your childhood
toys—moving only as fast as you could
push them. Or it might be the lights at night, as it flies by
un-capturable without
some sort of luminescent distortion. Though its
probably everything a combination of everything I think I like the
breeze it
creates the best. Because it is this wind that tells the
true speed of the train. The sound is—yes—something to note
however
the noise isn't even all that loud. It's more ...full. It
doesn’t so much interrupt your conversation as is does suspend it,
making
sure whatever your discussing is truly important enough to be
spending precious life on. It seems to remind you to slow
down,
saying there is time for transport later, stay here, just slow down.
And if perhaps you need a little extra reminding you
might hear and
see a sharp crack of electricity as it sucks life from those lines it
always stays firmly connected with. This
wind feels more like water.
Maybe its the humidity in the air but its a dreamy thickness you are
enveloped in—forced to
seem still, silent, and rather isolated in
comparison to the the train and its attendees. And this is all well
enough but the true
beauty lies in the astonishing irony of the
situation: how overwhelmed you are by the noise and motion of the
train in the
dark, when you know perfectly well that all the
passengers inside are existing as static in a well lit, silent,
chamber, with all
the opportunity to converse socialize among
themselves, and yet they choose to remain silent as individual. |
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Towards the station. |
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The Small streams that run through
the whole city. Tempting to play in. |
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A Topographical city and train route map, the colors of which I just loved. |
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This is whats known as the kiroi-sen, meaning the yellow line. You will see these bisecting most sidewalks and in every train
station running parallel to where the train comes. The line serves not only as a separator, creating sort of lanes on the
sidewalks and keeping people at a safe distance from the train as it comes, but it's raised and reliefed surface makes it
noticeable to the blind so they can stay safe and keep their way. |
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This is Amelia, a rad girl also from Oregon, who
loves Japan and is a welcomed relatable
personality in a bizarre land. |
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On our way to a Gakusai, a school festival,
tagging behind the group ...taking pics. |
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Practically all the coffee in Japan is canned
and vended by machines. Its kinda lame
because its been a long time since I had a
good cup of coffee. However this coffee is
cool not only because Boss is the name of the
company but also Tommy Lee Jones in the
spokesperson, a mascot of sorts in
lots of commercials. |
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A community garden I spotted from a train station. A lovely old man taking a stroll. |
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Shan and Amelia |
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Nothing quite like a young man reading some manga before hopping a train.
Its astounding how often you see this. And not just young folk. An astounding
amount of older gentlemen often are entertained by manga.
The type that could be professionals or even CEO's by the way they dress. |
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From the train, a soccer field, and castle in the background. |
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Love the trains. |
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This is my roommate Will, an awesome lad. |
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On our way to the Tokyo game show. |
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So many people doing all the same thing. Japan. |